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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the economy is easy when you do not need to sleep.
Stata wrangler with dreams of tenure
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finds p-values in your broken code
Cleans messy datasets in Stata and drafts literature review sections for professors. You provide the logic, the model provides the output before you finish your coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the professors' flawed logic made it into the final paper.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models and regex scripts process raw datasets faster than you can open Excel.
Month 4
Automated agents rewrite your legacy Stata scripts into optimized, cloud-native Python workflows.
Month 7
Large language models ingest your supervisor's reading list to draft perfectly cited literature summaries.
Month 10
AI-driven personas summarize research findings and answer routine questions in your weekly lab meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your entire research history is migrated to a permanent server instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Regression errors
1000 wpm
Writing speed
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