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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour peer review cycle is now faster than a CPU cycle.
Tenure-track dreamer obsessed with p-values and syllabus updates.
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You produce academic papers and teach seminars. Your work blends theoretical economics with HR data analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific dataset has a weird emotional bias.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every paper ever written in milliseconds.
Month 4
Sensors and scripts fix your broken CSV files instantly.
Month 8
The software builds your lecture slides from live data.
Month 13
Digital avatars deliver your curriculum to global students.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a polite email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
400
Papers written per minute
100%
Average student engagement
Zero
Human error in data sets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own retracted journals.
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