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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour crystal ball is just a spreadsheet with more colorful lies.
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projects perfect growth on every bad quarter
You build complex predictive models to explain why the economy failed exactly as you predicted it would.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client realizes you are totally wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart scripts pull and format your datasets faster than you can.
Month 5
AI churns through thousands of regression scenarios in seconds.
Month 10
Visual engines generate the charts you spent all night formatting.
Month 17
Clients check the live AI dashboard instead of calling you.
Month 22 · D-Day
The final slide deck is sent to the recycle bin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 percent
Average model error rate
20 per week
Hours spent on PPT slides
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Predictive accuracy
Your severance
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