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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsBilling six-minute increments for models that a spreadsheet already calculated.
Professional spreadsheet sculptor and billable-hour artisan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying damages without the billable hours.
no no noyouAI▸ LITIGANTAI PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates rebuttals before cross-examination starts
You draft expert reports and construct econometric models for high-stakes litigation. You reconcile large datasets while billing your firm's clients for your intellectual stamina.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the expert's counter-intuitive findings to a confused jury.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated pipelines ingest and structure client files to replace your manual data cleaning.
Month 5
Algorithmic engines generate initial regression outputs faster and more accurately than your current scripts.
Month 10
Natural language processors write the initial expert report drafts using pre-defined legal templates.
Month 15
Verification bots run automated checksums against all damages calculations to ensure total precision.
Month 19 · D-Day
The platform assumes full agency over litigation deliverables and removes the human billable requirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
0.00%
Regression Error Rate
Unlimited
Billable Hours Per Day
None
Coffee Consumption
Your severance
A one-year subscription to basic spreadsheet software.
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