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May 25, 2028
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solves complex mechanism design problems instantly
You spend years deriving complex equilibrium proofs that automated agents now generate in seconds for better policy outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can convince a tenure committee that your abstract theory matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Models translate economic assumptions into rigorous mathematical proofs instantly.
Month 5
AI synthesizes every paper in your field without missing a citation.
Month 10
Algorithms test millions of mechanism iterations per hour.
Month 15
Virtual presenters explain your theory better than you ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your department closes the office as the model finishes your thesis.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4500
Proofs per second
Zero
Stipend efficiency
Negligible
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