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Will AI replace Economics Postdoc jobs? · Latest report #nenkux7d
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are elegant but computers do the data crunching faster.
Postdoc at Oxford, essentially an R-script in a tweed jacket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper generation without the peer review lag.
oof.youAI▸ ECONBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives utility from non-existent market variables
You run human lab experiments and write academic papers on decision theory. Software now automates the entire loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a flawed methodology during a hostile department seminar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest raw CSVs and scrub them instantly.
Month 4
Agents replace human students in experimental game theory tests.
Month 8
Algorithms draft decision theory proofs faster than any human.
Month 13
Systems generate and submit papers to predatory journals automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Academic reputation is now just a metric for the bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
too high
P-hacking probability
negligible
Tenure track chance
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead academic journal.
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