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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour theories are better explained by a pre-recorded algorithm anyway.
Tenure-track academic balancing research, grading, and existential dread.
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delivers lecture with zero pauses for questions
You lecture on market trends and grade student papers while struggling to keep engagement in large lecture halls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is faking interest in the multiplier effect.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your lecture notes are scanned into a searchable, synthesized knowledge base.
Month 7
Natural language models evaluate student essays against a perfect-answer key.
Month 16
An interactive bot answers common syllabus questions without any human fatigue.
Year 2.3
A high-fidelity projection replaces the need for a live person present.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution officially shuts down the human-led economics department for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 percent
student engagement score
14 days
grading backlog delay
98 percent
lecture slide repetition
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the lecture-archive database.
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