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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour models are just fancy ways to be wrong on paper.
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You build spreadsheets to forecast trends and clean massive datasets for reports. Soon, algorithms will do it faster.
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You can sense when a client is lying about their own financial data.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts will scrub your messy datasets without human intervention.
Month 4
Machine learning agents auto-generate thousands of models to find the best fit.
Month 8
Visualisation engines create perfect reports ready for the boardroom presentation.
Month 13
Large language models write the policy memos that nobody will read anyway.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server room officially takes over all your forecasting and analysis duties.
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