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November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksConverting expensive tuition into perfectly adequate theoretical debt.
Mastering the fine art of over-analyzing imaginary supply chains.
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All the models, none of the panic
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cites obscure papers to end all debates
Attends lectures to learn abstract models and writes papers that nobody outside of academia will ever read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact typo in a peer-reviewed paper at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 3
AI summarises every lecture into a digestible bulleted list.
Day 6
Software runs your statistical models faster than you can blink.
Day 8
An agent writes your thesis based on current market data.
Day 11
Bots debate your theories until only the truth remains.
Week 2 · D-Day
The degree is replaced by a live real-time market simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
400 liters
Coffee consumed per semester
12,000
Pages of unread reading
Near zero
Market relevance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated economic journals.
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