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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling software to people who are already building better software.
Professional gatekeeper of simulation licenses and stress.
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Closing deals before the coffee cools.
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automates licensing renewals across global timezones
You chase leads for expensive chip-design tools and soothe engineers during high-pressure licensing renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy CTO is actually ready to buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI fills your pipeline gaps with accurate predicted deal stages.
Month 7
Bots identify engineers with license fatigue before you call them.
Month 15
Contracts close instantly as AI matches internal pricing algorithms.
Year 1.9
The client talks to a persona that knows their architecture.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The software sells itself, cutting out your redundant middle-man presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
48 slides
Annual QBR slides
35 hours
Time spent in Zoom
Excessive
Coffee budget
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Human Connector."
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