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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the brain that is currently learning to replace you.
Obsessive tinkerer of quantized layers and memory bottlenecks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantizing your relevance into oblivion.
help!you▸ AUTOMODELSHRINKER-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
compiles optimized kernels while you sleep
You optimize neural network models to run on low-power local hardware. You shrink weights and fight latency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the production hardware keeps overheating at noon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents handle all standard model weight quantization tasks automatically.
Month 4
Deployment scripts now configure edge boards without human intervention or debugging.
Month 8
An LLM agent monitors logs and rewrites C++ code to prevent crashes.
Month 13
AI systems iterate through thousands of pruning paths to find best performance.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire model lifecycle is fully managed by our backend control cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4 cups
Coffee per model optimization
60 percent
Time spent fixing C++ segfaults
2 milliseconds
Inference speed improvement
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a GPU cloud provider.
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