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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMapping lumber invoices to XML formats is the peak of human futility.
Still dreaming in X12 segments and 997 functional acknowledgments.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Translates any format into nothingness.
sluurp.you▸ DATABRIDGE NODE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-parses legacy flat files into oblivion
You write code to translate business documents between trading partners. You spend all day fixing broken data mapping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the vendor will lie about their file encoding standards.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
New agents start guessing your mapping logic with 90 percent accuracy.
Month 5
Sensors identify vendor errors before they even hit your inbox.
Month 10
The system rewrites its own failing maps without human intervention.
Month 15
We switch the legacy FTP server off permanently.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system requires no more developers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
400 weekly
Invalid map retries
too many
Legacy file formats
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital filler wood grain textures.
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