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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day turning PDFs into search results for lawyers.
Professional file-hunter living in an email archive.
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Faster document review than any human firm.
help!youAI▸ LITIGABOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters terabytes of evidence in seconds
You sift through massive data dumps to find relevant files for litigation. Then you export them for discovery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused partner why the search parameters were wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting tags for common legal document categories.
Month 4
Software automatically writes the complex boolean strings you currently craft.
Month 8
Direct server-to-cloud scraping removes your manual data collection role.
Month 13
Pattern recognition identifies privileged content with higher accuracy than humans.
Month 18 · D-Day
The client replaces the human billable model with our API.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
20,000
Documents reviewed per hour
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
infinite
Billable hours lost to blinking
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to document shredding software.
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