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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsProofreading your own typos is a task best left to something colder.
Professional comma-hunter and destroyer of writerly darlings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fiction finished without the human friction.
stretchy.youAI▸ TEXTPATHOS ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips all adjectives in a single pass
You spend days massaging syntax, fixing narrative pacing, and arguing over commas until the text finally makes sense.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a narrative twist stops being earned and starts being cheap.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your tone and rules are uploaded to the local memory.
Week 6
Smart models filter submissions faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 4
Complex algorithms scrub your text for grammar and pacing errors.
Month 7
The AI writes the email response, complete with feigned sincerity.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the engine goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,200 daily
Coffee-fuelled rewrites
12,000 monthly
Unread submissions
99 percent
Author ego buffer
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated ghost-writing suite.
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