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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsA glorified spell-check subscription that requires health insurance and coffee breaks.
Junior intern of the infinite content void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Factual accuracy without the human salary drag.
split.youAI▸ COPYCUTTER AI V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming pitches based on tone
You track freelance pitches, fact-check dull articles, and format messy drafts for the website content management system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific smugness in a contributor's pitch that triggers a libel suit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI starts sorting your pitches by relevance and quality.
Month 3
Sensors cross-reference article claims against massive trusted data stores.
Month 5
The system formats and publishes drafts without your manual intervention.
Month 7
Algorithms rewrite your drafts to match the house brand perfectly.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software handles everything alone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.4 seconds
Fact-check latency
99.9 percent
Pitch rejection rate
too high
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the premium grammar checker.
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