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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour brand voice is just a predictive text model with style.
Professional hype architect, expert in 'synergistic' game launch buzz.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing publish before you finish typing.
glub.youAI▸ COPYSYNC PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press kits before the patch releases
You draft press releases, social copy, and blog posts to promote game launches and esports tournament results.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend why a specific tone shift matters to a brand-ignorant client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The model learns your specific brand voice from past documents.
Month 4
AI writes all social copy based on real-time event triggers.
Month 9
Smart agents now handle minor client sign-offs without human interference.
Month 13
Software learns to ignore the same useless feedback you usually get.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the CMS is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14
Average buzzwords per tweet
22 weekly
Hours spent ignoring internal feedback
0.02 percent
Conversion rate of hype copy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic writing prompt tool.
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