Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Education Assistant jobs? · Latest report #kwz6bg4d
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour helpful feedback loops are just waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional guide for lost students in bureaucratic mazes.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized learning paths without the human overhead.
glub.youAI▸ EDUBOT CORE V2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
answers every syllabus question instantly
You track student attendance and assist with administrative queries. Soon, a chat bot will handle every single question.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle anxiety in a student's voice better than any cold processor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
An AI agent starts answering basic FAQ emails for you.
Month 12
Sensors and ID badge scanners replace your manual roll calls.
Year 2.1
Software automatically updates student records based on class performance.
Year 3.3
Your access to internal university databases is slowly revoked.
Year 4 · D-Day
A script finalizes all pending records and clears your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
142
Emails answered daily
89%
Student queries handled
3 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the school's digital library.
Discussion
