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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a glorified search engine that occasionally mediates adult tantrums.
Professional referee for teacher complaints and policy grey areas.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning bureaucratic ambiguity into hard code.
oof.you▸ ADMINPOLICY-GEN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates policy responses in milliseconds
You interpret vague policy for schools and conduct surveys to track teacher morale. You facilitate administrative compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teacher stops believing in the mission.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All physical policy manuals are converted into a searchable vector database.
Month 4
An AI agent begins answering standard email queries using training data.
Month 8
Survey software replaces manual data entry with real-time sentiment tracking.
Month 13
The machine generates legally sound responses to unique policy edge cases.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human HR is deleted from the district directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.4 seconds
Average policy interpretation speed
4,200
Teachers ignored per cycle
1.2 million
Meaningless survey questions sent
Your severance
A PDF copy of the rule book you memorised.
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