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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour mastery of dusty statutes is no match for pattern matching.
Billable hours enthusiast, master of the obscure subsection.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precedent without the personality.
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finds loopholes in your own billing history
You litigate school district disputes and draft compliance policies. You spend your days interpreting regulations and drafting legal briefs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a school board is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The system scans every case file you ever touched.
Month 6
Routine motions and briefs are generated without human input.
Month 15
School board advice is delivered by a dashboard update.
Year 2
The machine communicates directly with the county clerk.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of legal-GPT.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
4000
Briefs drafted per hour
45 percent
Human error probability
nanoseconds
Case law recall speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic contract generator.
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