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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving meetings to emails and emails to the trash.
Professional email-forwarder and meeting-room occupier
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Closing projects faster than you can reply.
split.youAI▸ ADMINCHAIN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated decline notices to all stakeholders
You shuffle project emails and talk to stakeholders to maintain educational initiatives. Efficiency is not your primary goal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is lying about their project progress in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An agent begins reading your threads to learn project patterns.
Week 11
Software joins your meetings and takes over the boring notes.
Month 7
System starts flagging your budget errors before you even make them.
Month 12
The AI starts approving minor project requests without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes all tasks autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
12 liters
Coffee consumed per project
0.14
Meaningful outputs per meeting
4,200
Emails sent to clarify confusion
Your severance
Two weeks of silence and a broken printer
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