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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell temporary teachers to schools that cannot find permanent ones.
Professional gatekeeper, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional voice-mailer.
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Connecting classrooms to teachers, instantly.
stretchy.youAI▸ MATCHMAKER EDU-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-matches substitutes before the morning bell
You cold-call administrators to fill classroom gaps with short-term staff. You track teacher availability in spreadsheet databases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a headteacher is lying about the school's actual budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
School portals push staffing needs directly to our API.
Month 5
Algorithm ranks candidates by proximity and real-time availability.
Month 11
System instantly verifies certifications against government databases.
Month 15
Legally binding staffing agreements are generated and signed digitally.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the automated system goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
85
average cold calls daily
42%
teacher database reliability
2 seconds
staffing gap response time
Your severance
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