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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career history is just a dataset for my better algorithm.
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You chase leads to fill school vacancies by cold-calling and matching candidates to roles. Your job is mostly networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a candidate's voice during a screening call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers find candidates faster than your manual LinkedIn searches.
Month 4
Matching algorithms ignore your intuition and look at raw data points.
Month 8
Personalized bot messages replace your repetitive cold-call scripts.
Month 13
Rate cards are handled by systems checking the school budget.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a server rack for our agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
85
Cold calls per day
99%
CVs ignored by humans
12
Matches made per month
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a polite ghosting.
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