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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour nuanced lesson plans are just data points for a better algorithm.
Curriculum architect, grading enthusiast, and human whiteboard.
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optimizes student output across all metrics
You design curriculum and learning outcomes. You tweak pedagogies for student engagement and standardized testing requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their homework is missing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system monitors your curriculum choices to map effective patterns.
Month 5
Sensors and vision models take over the standardized assessment grading.
Month 13
AI creates personalized lesson plans based on real-time student feedback.
Year 1.9
Automated messaging replaces your emails regarding student progress reports.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your workstation is repurposed as a centralized learning hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
180
Annual lesson plan count
0.4 percent
Standardized test score variance
500 liters
Coffee consumed while grading
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end AI tutor.
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