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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsA masters degree to teach adults how to sell more sneakers.
Master of Education in the field of Corporate Powerpoints.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated training that nobody actually reads.
wheee!you▸ EDUSYNTH CORPORATE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates mandatory quizzes nobody can pass
You build training decks and online modules for retail staff. You translate product features into sales scripts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored employee stops paying attention to your training.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI templates replace your custom deck layouts.
Month 4
LLMs write the sales talk tracks for your products.
Month 10
Smart agents build the quizzes and training flow.
Month 16
Analytics platforms automatically ignore all staff complaints.
Month 21 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of pre-recorded videos.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
142
Slides produced weekly
4%
Modules staff actually complete
3 liters
Coffee consumed per deck
Your severance
One free yoga mat and an expired training voucher.
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