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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou fix projectors while the professors struggle with basic browser tabs.
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Total classroom autonomy, zero human tickets.
oof.youAI▸ CAMPUSNODE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots every dead microphone remotely
You manage audiovisual equipment and maintain classroom tech stacks across campus. You troubleshoot hardware failures and perform recurring system updates during off-peak hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can pacify a panicked professor before a lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors report projector heat levels to automatically schedule cleaning before the device actually fails.
Month 7
Centralized software agents push firmware updates to every station without requiring a physical visit.
Month 18
Campus phases out varied legacy AV setups for unified, modular pods requiring zero manual calibration.
Year 2.2
Smart switches automatically reroute signals when a cable breaks or a port fails.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Campus IT infrastructure transitions to fully autonomous control, leaving you to ponder your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
2000 hours
Projector bulb life cycle
45 minutes
Ticket resolution time
12 percent
Coffee-spill incident rate
Your severance
A decommissioned VGA cable and a campus map.
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