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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling degrees to clients who barely read the course syllabus anyway.
Professional dream-seller for budget-strapped university faculty.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing academic deals while you sleep.
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automates grant writing and budget projections
You hunt for training contracts and write complex bids for academic programs. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a dean about how interested a prospect actually is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your email history to mimic your sales tone.
Month 5
The system starts writing your RFP responses with perfect syntax.
Month 10
AI agents handle prospect emails and setup the initial meetings.
Month 15
Dynamic pricing algorithms replace your manual margin calculations.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the bot out-closes you permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000 hourly
Cold emails sent
99 percent
RFP boilerplate generated
Zero units
Client relationship depth
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic Coursera-clone.
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