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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour ability to glue sensors to scalps is nearing expiration.
Master of scalp measurements and sticky hair removal.
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Mapping synapses without the sticky mess.
blub.you▸ NEUROCAPTURE V2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates signal impedance in three seconds
Attach electrodes to patient scalps and operate machines to record brain activity patterns. Monitor for seizures and artifacts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a scared child while perfectly aligning the O1 and O2 leads.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Auto-positioning headgear eliminates the need for manual tape measure work.
Month 12
Software removes artifacts in real-time without you squinting at the screen.
Year 2.1
A dedicated cell gently secures leads to the patient's scalp.
Year 3.1
Doctors review the clean, auto-sorted data directly from the cloud.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine finishes the scan and cleans the scalp automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12
Electrodes placed per hour
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 7am
45
Seconds to fix lead impedance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of conductive gel.
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