Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace EEG Technologist jobs? · Latest report #yb3usv8v
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour sticky paste and messy electrode cap routine is officially glitching.
Master of conductive paste and patient scalp maintenance.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Wireless brain mapping without the sticky mess.
sluurp.you▸ NEURALCAP V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters brain waves in real time
You apply leads to scalps to capture brain waves and monitor patient seizures during clinical diagnostic testing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can calm a scared child while convincing them to keep the cap on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Robotic vision systems map optimal electrode placement coordinates instantly.
Month 11
Conductive paste is abandoned for high-fidelity dry-contact sensor arrays.
Month 22
Neural processing units replace manual monitoring of seizure wave patterns.
Year 2.8
Automated gantry arms apply head-sets without human intervention.
Year 4 · D-Day
Patient self-service kiosks manage all neurological data collection protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.5%
45 minutes
Electrode setup time
High
Artifact noise levels
Zero
Paste removal satisfaction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of medical-grade scalp shampoo.
Discussion
