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April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsVerb conjugations are just logic loops that you process too slowly.
Professional grammarian in the land of paella and shrugs.
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corrects pronunciation without showing signs of impatience
You drill grammar patterns and correct pronunciation daily. You manage distracted classrooms filled with teenagers and loose papers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking illness to skip the oral exam.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart apps instantly flag every single grammar error in student work.
Month 7
Students chat with an AI for conversational practice instead of you.
Month 21
Tablets replace whiteboards to monitor student focus in real time.
Year 2.4
Centralized systems process exam papers with zero human error.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
Your classroom is repurposed as a server closet for language models.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
grammar errors per hour
3 minutes
attention span of student
0.001 percent
grading efficiency
Your severance
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