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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsFeeding machines to machines is the final act of your career.
General Manager (overseeing the conveyor belt of life).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing protein yield at the source.
wheee!you▸ OVUMFLOW REGIONAL CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalibrates feed ratios for maximum efficiency
You manage regional egg production, from hen health to automated sorting and distribution. Your job is a spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a subtle change in flock behavior before the sensors trip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors record every egg count instead of your emails.
Month 5
Algorithms determine exact nutrient ratios for every cage row.
Month 13
Vision systems remove cracked eggs faster than any human eye.
Year 2.1
A centralized dashboard replaces your regional site visits entirely.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy over the regional egg cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
8 million eggs
Average yield oversight
14 percent
Human error margin
400 percent
Deprecation efficiency gain
Your severance
Two crates of eggs and a firm digital handshake.
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