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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour job is literally just moving oval proteins from A to B.
Professional protein logistics enthusiast, shell-shocked by spreadsheets.
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Automated poultry distribution for the modern pantry.
split.youAI▸ OVAFLOW LOGISTICS 2.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes carton stacking to zero waste
You manage inventory, negotiate bulk rates, and ensure fragile goods reach retailers without cracking.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to handle a shipment so the shells don't fracture under pressure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in crates begin tracking egg movement in real time.
Month 6
Smart software replaces your phone calls with automated order routing.
Month 16
Robot cameras detect shell cracks better than your tired eyes.
Year 2.5
Pneumatic arms pack the cartons without applying too much force.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire logistics floor runs autonomously while you find new work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 count
Eggs broken per week
11 daily
Client phone calls
0.15 USD
Margin per dozen
Your severance
A crate of high-grade plastic eggs.
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