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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace EH&S Manager jobs? · Latest report #f5nm84uc
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCompliance paper pusher, your clipboard has become a digital liability.
Professional bearer of bad news and safety binders.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hazard visibility, zero human error.
sluurp.you▸ SAFETYSENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated shutdown on rule violation
Conducts safety audits and writes incident reports. Monitors factory floor hazards for regulatory compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tension in a worker's posture before a violation occurs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras and vibration sensors start watching every factory movement.
Month 5
The AI writes the accident report before you wake up.
Month 13
Floor crews receive safety updates via holographic project panels.
Month 21
Drones hover through the plant to check safety protocols.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated; the factory is now self-policing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
infinity
clipboard hours saved
zero
safety incidents missed
99 percent
bureaucratic bloat eliminated
Your severance
One free ergonomic chair and a digital PDF certificate.
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