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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour red pen is officially being retired for a grading algorithm.
Professional reader of forced metaphors and forgotten homework.
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Standardised testing, but perfectly heartless.
help!you▸ LITBOT GRADEMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters teenage melodrama from final grades
You grade stacks of essays and navigate the chaotic energy of middle school English classrooms every single day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops caring about their own essay.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners replace your eyes for checking basic grammar errors.
Month 5
Adaptive software generates daily curriculum based on test performance.
Month 15
Cameras track student engagement to identify when to simplify content.
Year 2.2
Robotic cells parse student themes for expected narrative tropes.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
A screen in the front of the room handles all instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
150
Essays graded per week
7 minutes
Average student focus time
Industrial
Red pen ink consumption
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dry-erase markers and silence.
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