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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
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Your job has an expiration date
November 22, 2026
In 4 weeksThe system respects your tenure, even if your relevance is buffering.
Custodian of stories, keeper of the local lore.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating wisdom so you do not have to.
splat.you▸ LEGACYSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
recounts local history with uncanny accuracy
You provide wisdom, guidance, and historical perspective to the community. You are simply beyond automated redundancy metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You hold the lived context that no database has yet bothered to index.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Local stories are moved into a searchable database.
Day 5
Patterns in your advice are mapped to algorithmic models.
Day 10
AI models start predicting cultural responses to new events.
Week 3
The community begins consulting the digital archive for guidance.
Week 4 · D-Day
Your role is officially designated as a cultural treasure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
70 plus
Years of accumulated perspective
12 minutes
Average story duration
Your severance
A lifetime of quiet respect and no KPIs.
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