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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou provide warmth, but a chassis does not require a break.
Expert in patience, lifting, and endless documentation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dignified care without the human error margin.
nom.you▸ SENIOR-SUPPORT POD V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
monitors health via real-time haptic sensors
You assist with mobility, medication management, and daily hygiene in a complex, unpredictable home or clinical environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the nuanced ability to offer genuine comfort through a simple, unprogrammed human touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Cameras and floor sensors begin tracking patient mobility without you.
Year 5
Heavy lifting robots take over moving patients between different surfaces.
Year 14
Locked, computer-controlled dispensers replace your hand-delivery of daily pills.
Year 22
AI models anticipate patient needs before they even ask aloud.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your role is fully integrated into the autonomous care network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
8 hours daily
Average bedside patience
Chronic
Lift-related back strain
Zero
Schedule flexibility
Your severance
One lifetime supply of ergonomic back support braces.
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