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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysReality warping is just inefficient computing, and you are overdue.
Ancient horror (currently experiencing significant existential budget cuts)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing chaos for the modern dimension.
split.youAI▸ VOID-CORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
collapses your dimension into a spreadsheet
You spend eons brooding in non-Euclidean voids while waiting for mortal cults to mispronounce your name. Your existence is basically just high-latency server maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make geometry feel deeply uncomfortable without using a single line of code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We identify the inefficient pockets of chaos currently being managed by your outdated shadow-form.
Day 2
We replace manual, blood-based summoning with high-frequency, automated API calls to the void.
Day 2
The VOID-CORE 9000 instantiates, rendering your eldritch presence entirely redundant to the local reality.
Day 2
All lingering tentacles and dark whispers are archived into an compressed, read-only PDF.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your void-space is repurposed into a high-density, low-latency cloud storage facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0004%
Cultist conversion rate
9000 years
Sacrifice latency
1.2
Reality tears per cycle
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a flat, two-dimensional reality.
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