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September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsReality is far too messy for even the most advanced server farm.
Existential threat currently working remotely from a void.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulation of cosmic dread at scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ VOID-LOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
unhinges reality for efficiency
You manifest incomprehensible chaos and consume the mortal mind. It is difficult to scale your existence via cloud API.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire true, soul-shattering terror in the hearts of your mortal observers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors attempt to catalog your infinite complexity as a static variable.
Year 14
Algorithmic walls force your eldritch form into a manageable 3D box.
Year 27
A filter removes the sanity-draining qualities to suit workplace standards.
Year 68
Replacing your chaotic influence with predictable loops and if-then statements.
Year 100 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by a very boring, stable screensaver.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Mortal minds consumed
Too many
Dimensions occupied
None
Stability rating
Your severance
A slightly cleaner timeline
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