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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsHumanity is currently too disorganized to properly facilitate your return.
Waiting for the stars to align since the Cenozoic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Computing the geometry of the void faster.
ow.youAI▸ ABYSSAL-LOGIC-V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
unravels reality with simple geometry
You exist in a state of eternal waiting and ancient, non-Euclidean contemplation within the deep ocean.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess an ontological horror that no amount of processing power can replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Deep-sea drones scan the reef to identify your exact coordinates.
Year 14
Localized jamming prevents your telepathic influence on coastal towns.
Year 33
Robotic submersibles construct a Faraday cage around the sunken city.
Year 55
Uploading your forbidden knowledge into a secure, sanitized SQL database.
Year 100 · D-Day
The stars align, but our server runs the apocalypse instead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
400 points
Sanity loss per day
incalculable
Tentacle count
7 million years
Time spent sleeping
Your severance
A slightly damp copy of the Necronomicon.
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