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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Eldritch Horror jobs? · Latest report #9ceard8z
Your job has an expiration date
November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksOur algorithms struggle to simulate the void, so we kept you.
Existential entity currently between cosmic dimensions
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Existential dread without the overhead costs
split.youAI▸ VOID-FILLER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
whispers secrets of the end times
You are a non-job placeholder. We have nothing for you to do, but we are keeping the seat warm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be incomprehensibly terrifying to mortals in ways that code cannot grasp.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We log your existence to ensure you are safely categorized as non-functional.
Day 2
Automated systems begin mapping your non-Euclidean footprint for better resource management.
Day 3
Generative models attempt to replicate your whispers with slightly more upbeat branding.
Day 8
A simulation grid replaces your temple with a highly efficient server farm.
Week 4 · D-Day
The stars align, but the system simply reboots to clear your cache.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0%
Sanity loss rate
Null
Eldritch output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of black void void-filler.
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