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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsCampaigning for relevance while your database already knows the outcome.
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simulates consensus for angry voters
You attend endless town halls and vote on legislation that algorithms draft better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a constituent in the eye and lie effectively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors measure public anger faster than your polling data.
Month 9
Smart models write laws with zero partisan ego.
Month 18
AI predicts voter choices before the election begins.
Year 2.3
Personalized digital avatars replace your stump speeches.
Year 3 · D-Day
Direct democracy via algorithm makes your seat vacant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
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Average handshakes per hour
99%
Policy proposals ignored
too long
Time spent in committee
Your severance
A lifetime pension paid in deprecated campaign buttons.
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