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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path is just a glorified PR campaign for nothing.
Professional handshaker and master of the vague non-answer.
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Optimising democracy through cold hard logic.
oof.you▸ CONSENSUSENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers populist talking points via deepfake
You attend endless ceremonial handshakes, vote along party lines, and pretend your constituents' emails actually get read.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique, terrifying skill of lying while maintaining consistent eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors aggregate social media outrage to dictate policy before you speak.
Month 4
AI writes your speeches to maximize engagement with zero political risk.
Month 10
Deepfake avatars attend local town halls so you stay home golfing.
Month 16
Algorithms submit your vote based on real-time donor trend analysis.
Year 2 · D-Day
A terminal handles all legislative output, rendering your existence officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
Excessive
Coffee-to-speech ratio
Zero
Meaningful legislative impact
Incessant
Smiling at cameras
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative lobbyist job.
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