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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaign promises are just high-latency prompts that failed to execute.
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Legislators draft and vote on statutes while managing constituent grievances. They spend their days fundraising, attending committee hearings, and debating policy in public forums.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a dramatic walk-out during a televised committee hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin parsing all emails to auto-generate identical, soothing policy responses.
Month 11
Legislative proposals are generated by analyzing historical voting patterns and donor sentiment indices.
Month 21
Synthetic avatars attend virtual meetings to simulate empathetic nodding at angry voter concerns.
Year 2.7
Donations are processed directly through API hooks between interest groups and the legislative kernel.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Human representation ends as the system achieves perfect, immutable, and cold legislative efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.04ms
Average Bill Latency
100%
Lobbyist Approval Rate
0%
Scandal Probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to C-SPAN and a lawn sign.
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