Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Elected State Official jobs? · Latest report #tgd4i8s3
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsCampaigning is just data collection; governing is just optimizing variable outcomes.
Professional committee attendee with better stationery.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the ego or the taxes.
bzzt.youAI▸ STATELOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes budget allocations to zero waste
Drafts legislation, attends committee hearings, manages public relations, and negotiates state budgets. You are a professional committee attendee with better stationery.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human capacity to lie to donors with sincere eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapes every past vote and public statement to build your predictive legislative model.
Month 5
Generates press releases and responses that perfectly mirror current polling data trends.
Month 13
Simulates budget outcomes to maximize fiscal yield without needing a single committee meeting.
Year 2.2
Deploys hyper-targeted messaging to voters while you wonder where your influence went.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system assumes your seat as an automated, non-partisan, budget-balancing algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
48
Average handshakes per hour
1200
Billable hours in committee
890
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
One honorary plaque and a cold handshake.
Discussion
