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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsDemocracy is just data processing and you are the legacy hardware.
Full-time wrangler of volunteers and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing turnout without the coffee dependency.
split.youAI▸ POLLBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
profiles every voter with unsettling accuracy
You spend your time managing volunteer rosters and targeting voters with spreadsheets. It is effectively high-stakes administrative busywork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a volunteer is actually upset rather than just being difficult.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your voter spreadsheets are mirrored into an automated targeting model.
Month 4
AI-generated scripts replace your manual drafts for all canvassers.
Month 10
An automated chat interface handles all shift sign-ups and reminders.
Month 15
Machine learning identifies optimal canvassing routes faster than any human.
Month 19 · D-Day
The party terminates your access and lets the server run.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Excessive
Coffee consumed
65 percent
Volunteer churn rate
1.2 million
Spreadsheet rows
Your severance
One complimentary set of generic door-knocking shoes.
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