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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou design silent thrusters for satellites that will soon replace you.
Deep-space math hobbyist, professional ion-thruster hobbyist.
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Perfecting vacuum engine efficiency without the coffee.
sluurp.you▸ PLASMALOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes orbital burn sequences in milliseconds
You model plasma discharge and optimize magnetic nozzle geometries for long-duration orbital station-keeping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a vacuum chamber test failed during a Friday night shift.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Software models plasma flows better than your manual simulations.
Month 10
Sensors and feedback loops replace your 3 a.m. chamber oversight.
Month 20
AI iterates thousands of nozzle shapes while you are sleeping.
Year 2.3
Robotic test cells finalize hardware without human technical input.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system generates the thruster design and burns its own code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,000,000
Simulation iterations per hour
0 ml
Coffee consumption during testing
0.0001%
Magnetic nozzle alignment error
Your severance
A decommissioned satellite part and a cold vacuum.
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