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July 23, 2028
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models identify errors in your simulation scripts instantly.
Month 5
Automated agents optimize your compute resource allocation for you.
Month 10
Neural nets predict thermal outcomes instead of running slow solvers.
Month 15
Algorithms write the entire thesis based on simulation results.
Month 21 · D-Day
The research department is fully automated by a single server.
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