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December 16, 2029
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You research complex signal algorithms and teach university engineering courses while juggling endless administrative committee paperwork.
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Month 5
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Month 13
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Year 2.1
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Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a recorded lecture set on permanent loop.
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