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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell copper wire while the world moves to digital orders.
Professional wire-wrangler and office coffee-addict.
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The showroom that never needs a lunch break.
splat.you▸ SUPPLYGRID AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects every inquiry to a locked checkout
You track inventory levels, cold call contractors, and explain why wire gauges cost more than last month.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which contractor is lying about their credit limit.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your paper inventory moves to a real-time online dashboard.
Month 4
Algorithms adjust copper costs instantly based on market data.
Month 8
Customers stop calling you and start clicking to buy.
Month 13
The AI answers technical questions about conduit and wire gauge.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into an automated pickup locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 percent
Average invoice error rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
120 daily
Minutes spent explaining conduit
Your severance
A box of dead lightbulbs and a stiff handshake.
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