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September 30, 2034
In 7 years, 11 monthsWiring your house while arguing against the zoning laws of existence.
High-voltage litigator with a penchant for grounded arguments.
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Statutory circuits completed without the billable hours.
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files a motion while crimping live wires
You install conduit and fix short circuits while drafting legal briefs for corporate compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the wiring smells like burning law books.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Language models parse all case law for relevant legal precedents.
Month 13
Sensors identify every circuit fault without opening your walls.
Year 3.3
AI systems automatically represent firms in routine civil disputes.
Year 6
Robotic arms replace aged breakers with standardized modular units.
Year 8 · D-Day
One machine handles the court filing and the wire termination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Zero
Code violations found
Total
Billable hours saved
Negative
Shock incidents
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated legal precedent databases.
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