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Will AI replace Electricity Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #2skfurfx
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling invisible electrons to people who just want the light on.
Professional interruptor of dinner times and weekend naps.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dynamic energy pricing, zero human friction.
splat.you▸ VOLTMATCH V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price switching based on usage data
You cold-call households to switch their energy provider for pennies. You hunt for churn and handle contract renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes persuade a lonely caller to stay on the line.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms filter your lead lists for actual conversion potential.
Month 3
Synthetic voices replace your pitch with higher success rates.
Month 8
Real-time market data automates the entire switching process instantly.
Month 12
Software predicts cancellations and auto-offers before customers leave.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
0.8 percent
Cold call success rate
12 months
Average contract duration
Maximum
Customer hostility index
Your severance
One free smart-meter installation.
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